Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
(Everyone else seemed fine!)
But many a mystery still remains, and here at Vulture we willnotlet these mysteries go.
Where were all the lies?
The highest-stakes lie all season was, what?
Gordon pretending he wasnt screwing the nanny?
Did he even lie about that?
Or did he just keep it a secret and then fess up the second he was found out?
Good for you, Jane!
Despite what the slut-shaming attorneys of Monterey family court would tell you, consensual sex among adults is A-OK. Also, who is watching Celestes twins and Ziggy?
When Celeste said the lie is the friendship to Madeline, Ifeltthat.
Do most of these women have anything tying themselves to one another besides this?
Wait, is Celeste supposed to be Australian?
Or is she just a vaguely affected American?
What would this season have been like ifdirector Andrea Arnolds direction hadnt reportedly been undermined?
approximately six times per episode.
But I choose to believe itwouldhave hadthe ice-cream-throwing scene.
Let us hope it one day surfaces on the internet so we can all cherish it forever.
So is Abigail going to college or what?
I was led to believe that this was the central event of Madelines life!
Is it just not important now that her husband knows she hooked up with the theater director?
Did Perry lie to Celeste about how his brother died?
Because that would beso much more interesting.
That would be a big lie of the sort the name of the show would suggest we are due!
You are all welcome to join me.
Did Otter Bay educators ever figure out how theyre going to teach young children about climate change?
What was the follow-up to Madelines impassioned speech at the ad hoc Golden Bell Awardwinning assembly?
