90 Day Fiance

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But none of these loves can compete with the castmates overwhelming obsession with Larissa and Coltee.

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For a couple they claim to despise, they seem to be the only thing anyone can talk about.

time for first-degree domestic battery.

You have to be completely unsettling to make anyone look up.

Larissa and Coltee have those bang out of personalities that grab your face and smash it against a wall.

This is what we in the business call reality TV magic.

Life is nothing without the laughs we share in between court dates.

The truth is that I dont have anything bad to say about Larissa and Colt other than the obvious.

Colt is just weird.

I cant get a hold of what his intentions are with Larissa.

He says he loves her and that she reacts to situations emotionally, which I believe he means.

But somehow hes always at the center of drama without ever claiming any responsibility for his behavior.

This is not bad advice, except Steven and Jonathan call our favorite Nevada residents trash.

If Jonathan and Steven are our nations examples of class, like bury me in the gutter.

And they arent eventogetheranymore, so all that creepin was for naught.

And Steven, dont get me started on that Olga-hating ogre.

No man on this show is a good example.

Who knew this man had such a potty mouth?

Im guessing the censors who decided to take this hour-and-a-half off.

But the worst man of all is Eric.

I can not stand him or hisSound of Musichaircut.

Erics relationship with his daughter should embarrass him.

When it comes to Leida and Eric, these are two monsters that Im happy have found each other.

Other things happened but are they really worth our time?

Ashley and Jays relationship hangs on by a string of her bleached-blonde hair.

The production leaves a lot to be desired, but we do get a couple of gems.

Steven apologizes for not previously apologizing to Olga.

Jonathan and Fernanda are still saying Coltee and Larissa are irrelevant, which … is sad.

And Ashley and Jay are still not NOT together.

And isnt that the premise of90 Day Fiance?