90 Day Fiance
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I mean … several families were destroyed, but were they ever whole to begin with?
We start this week with Ashley and Jay packing for their romantic Vegas wedding.
She then proceeds to warn Ashley about the dangers of marrying Jay.
Clearly, she is not in a position to be doling out advice.
Upset that Larissa threw her engagement ring at him, Coltee prepares to book her flight back to Brazil.
And I say that as someone who is viscerally uncomfortable with everything Larissa has ever done.
Especially when Larissa and Coltee go on a double date with his friends, Angela and Andrew.
Coltee calls Larissa batshit crazy after she insists that he is a horrible person for not complimenting her.
He goes on to say, I can feel the death in the air, the darkness.
Maybe these two deserve each other?
Andrew agrees that she is insecure and Larissa adds that sometimes she needs Coltees assurance.
Everyone bonds at the table over calling this woman insane, which is both beautiful and oh-so troubling.
(Its mostly troubling!)
Back in Russia, Steven is fixing to abduct that baby.
This man has no regard for Olga and treats her like utter trash.
What else is there to say!
I dont like anything about Steven.
While that may be true, I think Steven is just selfish and pigheaded.
If I remember correctly, he was jealous of this newborn baby 14 minutes ago.
In Utah, Kalani is pregnant again.
I am not going to judge Kalani and Asuelu for accidentally getting pregnant.
What I will do is explain science to any readers who are concerned about getting pregnant themselves.
Thus, if you do not want to get pregnant, you must use protection.
Ultimately, Kalani resolves to marry Asuelu because shes loved him since she met him.
This is the stupidest logic Ive ever heard.
Has he ever watched an episode ofLaw & Order?
That Eric and his daughter will repair this is not certain.
The right decision would have been to not evict his daughter over speakerphone on national television.
Eventually, Leida meets with Erics ex-wife to not-apologize for her actions.
This meeting is actually pointless because Leida lacks the emotional maturity to be an adult and accept any wrongdoing.
She wont beg the kids to come to her wedding because she has pride.
The problem with their relationship is there are no real stakes.
But Jonathan and Fernanda?
Jonathan would get married to someone else (or not) and the world would keep turning.
Nevertheless, were expected to keep up with their drama.
Jonathan gets a drink with his friend, and Fernanda is upset because she is home alone.
Both of them refuse to listen to the other persons perspective.
The only real tension comes when Jonathan throws all the things hes done for Fernanda in her face.
They will get over it and have a beautiful wedding next week.
Until next time …
