Below Deck
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The once-peaceful beach bordering the Phen Restaurant in Thailand has been overtaken by the alcohol-soaked cast ofBelow Deck.
This being Bravo, a fight that starts about carbs will inevitably become a fight about fighting.
God youre so lost, I feel so sorry for you, he tells Rhylee.
He tells Kate hes bummed because dinners had been nondramatic pre-Rhylee.
He finally finds a toilet, where he barfs at length, stopping only to say jiminy.
She makes out with him, disturbingly, minutes post-barf.
Back at the boat, Courtney visits Brian, whose knee is now rotting.
Simone and Tanner clutch neon drinks and make out in the crew mess before going to bed together.
Meanwhile, Captain Lee visits the crew quarters in his white exercise top.
Ashton teaches Tanner how to Swiffer the deck and they gossip about his sleepover.
Rhylee approaches to ask Ashton what to do and he sends her to de-tarp the furniture.
Ashton admits that he doesnt personally like Rhylee, but politely apologizes to her anyway.
Rhylee also apologizes to Ashton, and they hug each other.
Later, Kevin pulls Rhylee aside to apologize.
They tour the boat, and one says, I better watch my red-wine intake on these white couches.
Simone has to slice lemons for the bar.
On deck, Tanner tells Ashton all about the sexual things he and Simone did the night before.
The guests invite Captain Lee to dinner and tell him he can wear whatever.
In the kitchen, Kevin asks Courtney what he should make for dinner.
Its a white party so make something white, she says.
After all, hes the chef who serves canned crab meat!
Brian returns to the boat with his knee in a bandage but, remarkably, walks normally.
The editors play music like hes about to get married.
He hugs Courtney, who goes, Have you showered?
The guests have a beach picnic and Kevin decides to make sushi.
Things said to Lee: We just want everyone to party with us.
I had a bad Botox job can you tell?
Arrrr Im a pirate.
And, I dont fit into a category.
One guest gets bored and wanders into the kitchen to ask if she can help serve dessert.
She proceeds to almost stack one plate directly on top of the other.
Finally, Simones frustration at not being put on service becomes interesting.
When Simone comes out, Kate asks her whats going on.
She says she wants to be on service.
She also tells Simone that shes made the whole interior look bad.
Well, not nearly as bad as Kevin or Tanner or Ashton have made themselves look this entire time.
Next week: The fighting gets so bad even Kate cries.
