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Ben Wasserman (@benwassertweet) is a comedian based in Brooklyn.
He co-produces the showcaseSide Ponytailat Friends and Lovers in Crown Heights every Wednesday and last Saturday of the month.
This week, we chatted about Marilyn Mansons missing rib, cancel culture, and how much homework sucks.
uh the jerk store called.
i got the job!!!
This one makes me laugh every time I say it out loud.
Two years later, when Facebook reminded me I said this incredibly funny thing, I tweeted it.
Industry wants you to tweet even if it kills you, and I say kill them back.
Has Twitter been a good platform for your jokes?Absolutely not.
If I was a comedian who does jokes it would be such a great platform for that.
Sometimes, I just ask people their name and how they spell it for 810 minutes.
There are a bunch of who do it well, and God bless them!
I love Twitter c’mon follow me!
got a rib added so marilyn manson would stop sucking my dick
Ah another classic.
I think every comedian wants a Marilyn Manson rib removal self-sucking joke to call their own.
How do you do a joke everyone wants to make and make it slap?
Well, to start, I suggest you try being me.
Probably the only joke I have ever written.
Your weekly showSide Ponytailcelebrated its five-year anniversary this year.
But also, what inspired you and your co-hosts to start this show?Thank you!
As I always say, you live and die on the sword ofstage time.
I love performing hey book me!
Do you have a standout memory or story of the best set youve ever done?
The one time I did the bit before this, it worked really well.
If you ever see me do this bit again like laugh!
[1 year]: i do stand up and some sketch!
check out my podcast about vaping!
[5 years]: I’m in dental school!
And you better fucking tweet about it too.
Im happy to say that Im at the point of my comedy career where I am in dental school.
Wait, are you for real going to dental school?Lol, no.
