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Weve reached the finale and the focus-group data is in!
We know because Tori had it delivered right into her AOL inbox.
Test audiences thought that Steve Sanderss macho swagger feels old school, like being in a time capsule.
IZ started off the season as some sort of brand-obsessed celeb with a philanderingReal Housewiveswannabe wife.
(Remember Toris face on his products?)
Sorry, but wasnt Ian just married two seconds ago, and now he wants to settle down again?
Get it together, boy.
Readers, we gasped.
This casting is, dare we say, perfection.
Plus, she and Ian have real chemistry and wed pay streaming-service fees to watch them together.
All hail the casting office atGreenstein/Daniel.
While audiences LOLed at Andreas gayness, our report on Gabrielle Carteris is … complicated.
But for us two queerdos, Andrea (and Gab) questioning her sexuality made total sense.
David Silvers audience feedback is about him being a zaddy, which, like, neat-o.
Ay yi yi, this is getting convoluted so lets just send those notes to the season-two writing room.
This peanut gallery thinks, well, was Jason even in this episode?
Jason is with his wife, Camille.
Is he at her hospital bedside?
But oh yes, shed still like to take his 12 percent.
Is she still pregnant?
We guess real-life Jason was busy directing and therefore a little removed?
The bottom line is his scarcity made it hard to root for whatever is brewing with Jennie Garth.
Its like, sames.
Jennie didnt have any major trauma this series, but maybe she needed some.
Bodyguard got a fanboy tattoo, and so hes gone for good.
Its as if Jennie couldnt get a storyline to stick this season.
Surprise, her best stuff was with Tori (we ship this pair) and Jason.
(Does she still choose me?)
We estimate that Shannen appeared in fewer than eight minutes an episode, like shesDame Judi Denchor something.
Donna Martins feedback says that Tori is endearing as Donna even if Tori the reality star is polarizing.
Oh, and everybody loves David and Donna.
Good news: After an entire episode of will it/wont it, the pilot got picked up!
Bad news: It has to be reshot (in Canada!
But Donna Martin has graduated, figuratively, which is to say, its the end.
The data doesnt lie:BH90210is thelegacy keywe didnt know we needed.
Pits
Weve got nothing.
We loved every second of this backstage event series that was way better than it ever needed to be.
But that last shot did make us desperately miss Luke Perry.
