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This week its Jennie Garths Jennie Garth who wakes up in a cold sweat.
Fox is onboard providedeveryoneis onboard, but first the gang has to face the music at the courthouse.
Tori takes the fall for stealing the dress and everyone is sentenced to 50-plus hours of joint community service.
Is it about their unborn child?
He was spotted in the pilot, but neither of us really cares about thisPretty Little LiarsB-plot.
Is Beautiful Boy BAGs stalker or illegitimate child?
One of Mels other kids come to say hey?
Either way, BBs got BAGs health-insurance card on display on a corkboard red-string murder map.
(For those concerned about height like this is Tinder, the card lists BAG at 511.)
Thats SAG power, babe.
BAG is also in, but then Jennie G dips for some cockamamie reasons involving her newly emancipated daughter.
Enter BAGs secret BFF, Shannen with ane.
(Youre welcome!)
As we wrap up, every character makes nice with their B-plot counterparts (give Ian something to do!
Meanwhile, BB applies for the job as BAGs personal assistant.
Peaches
Hail the return of 90s butch queen Emily Valentine.
We are here for Gabrielle Carteris flipping off Tori and Jennie.
The president of SAG is not here for their brand-cheapening antics.
Our favorite joke thus far is BAG saying hes only loosely attached to the reboot.
Its all so glamorous.
We arelooselyattached to writing these recaps.
Someone get us those90210Playmobil action figures!
Too much mystery, not enough moms!