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Beverly Hills, 90210is back,sorta, but this time its simplyBH90210.
played themselves asReal Housewivesarchetypes.
Alas, its all a dream, interrupted by the arrival of Brenda Walsh and a fog machine.
Its like real life, but not, ya dig?
The gang reunites at aVulture Fest-lite panel where fans ask questions that90210fans would never ask.
They ask about Brian Austin Greens more famous wife.
(Questions we would ask:Did you, too, think U4EA was a real drug?
Did you think Shannen Dohertys accent was good when Brenda pretended to be French for a Dean Cain character?
What the hell happened that made real-life BFFs Jennie Garth and Tiffani Amber Thiessen stop speaking?)
The audience is charmed by Shannen and her animal advocacy while the cast collectively rolls their eyes.
The full Doherty is obviously being saved for episode two, because the panel acts as a Shannen-with-an-E-shaped tease.
Tori and Brian Austin Green (Can we call him BAG?
take shots at the hotel bar where Tori laments seeing all the90210memorabilia that never made her any green.
Jason and Jennie share a sad marriage moment at the bar before quickly jumping into bed.
(BH90210had been announced prior to his death, but Perry had yet to sign on.)
Oh, and the fallout from their shenanigans lands the gang in the clink.
Tori decides she needs to reviveBeverly Hills, 90210to keep the goddamn lights on.
Well, we just Joe.
Peaches and Pits
We are HERE for Gabby getting turned out.
Expecting Barenaked Ladies jokes in the coming weeks.
We are waiting on THE MOMS: Jackie Taylor, Samantha Sanders, Cindy Fucking Walsh, et al.
Where is Tiffani Amber Thiessen?
