Big Little Lies
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So many apologies to Chekhov.Nobody drove off the bridge.
That gun in the title sequence never fired (or reappeared this season).
Except Madeline she just had a Joanna Gaines goes to Coachellainspired vow renewal.
Celeste will surely buckle under the pressure, her useless but probably rich lawyer thinks.
But Celeste conveniently has two secret weapons.
(Alas, recent events see:E. Jean Carroll make it seem as if we are.)
But nothing comes of it, and then, again, the women are given a chance to speak.
Celeste points out, rightly, I have protected them against the most formidable of odds.
I kept them alive, I kept myself alive.
Madeline and Eds infidelity debacle has been one of the weaker links of both seasons.
And so Madeline ends up happy, which is … nice, I suppose.
Was the show too chicken for Bonnie to ease her mother into death?
There are a few more added loops the mother wakes up!
Then has another stroke!
She is either a glutton for punishment or has the emotional stamina of a cheated-on Kardashian.
Turns out hes just a nutfuck, or a snidefuck.
Some kind of fuck.)
when she bumps into Mary Louise.
But then, whoooooa boy.
And she does it all in a fire-engine-red jumpsuit.
Everyone, it seems, is having their happy ending.
Renata is hugging Amabella, finally offering words of support instead of more anxiety.
Madeline and Ed are swaying in their living room.
And then Bonnie decides to turn herself in.
Yes, turning herself in may alleviate some of Bonnies guilt.
But is this the ending anyone wanted?
For them to vaguely wander into the Carmel-by-the-Sea police station?
Are we meant to believe that this is what resolution would look like for them?
The court system isnt going to offer them some Zen relief for unbearable rich-people urges.
