Black Monday

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Oh, I do love when New Yorkers on TV go west.

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RememberCalifornia Don Draperin his tan suit, following beguiling hippie chicks to bewildering dinner parties?

I know because youre our first blacks!

Mo waits until the morning after the wild opening-night party to admit that theyre screwed.

How would you know I was there unless you were there?

Hell, even Dawn laughs it off, indignant at the idea that they cant even flirt anymore.

The presentation gives Mo the perfect opening to jab Dawn for making out with Blair.

She accuses Mo of acting weird; he weirdly denies it.

Their personal drama spills over into the business, and prompts a major misstep.

She offers them the opportunity to make moneyandscrew over Mo all at once, and they accept.

Just as Dawn is scheming to screw over Mo, Mos scheming to screw over Dawn.

(Will these two just properly screw already?!

Too much money is at stake!)

Back at the office, the guys are working all night doing compliance.

(You mean a document shred?

Of course, the SEC women hear everything.

Dawn and Mo return to the office, glowing in triumph from their deal, having saved the company.

But the victory doesnt last long.

He turns to her, furious: How the fuck could you be so fucking stupid?