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Train is delayed!-Me still very much in the womb, not yet born
Im late.
Ive always been late.
Im literally never on time.
For me, being on time means Im only 15 minutes late.
When I open a text message on my phone, the predictive text automatically fills in train is delayed.
This usually works one out of every ten times.
But yeah, it mostly just helps me develop a lot premises and acting as an archive for them.
I just wanted to be onstage as much as possible (yeah gross, I know).
That made me stick with it.
Arriving 30 min late to a foursome is like going into a movie 30 min after it starts.
My ancestors would have wanted it this way.
Even the straightest of straight people have had gay sex at least twice today and its only 10:44 a.m.
So youre Native American, gay, and were raised Catholic: a triple threat, frankly.
So Cheetos jokes do have a place in my comedy, too.
My comedy is literally only about being Native American, gay, raised Catholic, and loving Hot Cheetos.
You host a monthly stand-up show in a lingerie shop.
Julie pitched her the idea and Laura was onboard.
The show has been a literal dream.
And at least one of us has a tiny bladder.
