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Abbis Training Shania Twain
Abbis favorite go-to lie is to tell people shes training Shania Twain.
So glad Abbi kept holding on to this lie.
But, its not the only time Garol (the lateVirginia Robinson) pops up in these broads lives.
Of course, her face is obstructed in every shot, go figure?
Looking back, this call really could have saved her a whole lot of money in cheese.
Abbi Loves Oprah
Oprah supplies Abbi with endless amounts of inspiration.
Specifically, that one where a girl saved herself from sexual assault by twisting a guys dick.
Thats always in the back of my mind, Abbi admits in the season-four finale Friendiversary.
It almost makes you wish Jacobson really hadthat tattoo.
Lil Wayne
TheBroad Citypremiere is soundtracked by Lil Waynes A Milli.
Its us, Abbi tells Ilana in the season-two finale St. Marks.
We ARE Lil Wayne.
But what she really loves about Drew is her taste in suitcases.
All of this leads Ilana to ask, Do you get her credit-card statements or something?
No, Abbi doesnt, she just thinks Barrymore has great taste and, like, a pixie spirit.
She wears that $438 dress in Citizen Ship to celebrate Jaimes citizenship (get it?
Shes not the only one who wears it, either.
Lets bet shell wear thislewkat least once more before the show says good-bye.
Treys Devotion to Zach Braff
There is no bigger Zach Braff fan than Trey.
Even his porn-star persona saysGarden Stateis his favorite movie, a joke that madeNatalie Portman insecureabout the film.
Thats real devotion right there.
That one, which is more rare than the Princess Diana, makes the Beanie boards light up.
Abbis Alter Ego Val
When Abbi hits a blackout level of drunk, Val comes out to play.
Luckily, the speakeasy doesnt have cell service, so Vals cover is safe for now.
Though this doesnt stop people from recognizing her out in the wild.
Clearly, Vals got a lot of fans, even if Abbi still has no idea who she is.
Probably shouldnt have joked about having sex with their moms before deflating their basketball.
Not even sweet whispers of Bed Bath & Beyond could bring her down from this runners high.
Thats where the fucking pubes come from, an exasperated Abbi says.
Yep, thats where the pubes come from.
Bingo is also there for Ilana when she has her own pressing medical appointment in Co-Op.
Luckily, he doesnt encourage Ilana to buy any expensive manuka honey when theyre together.
But shell always be a Phishhead at heart.
Trey Anastasio even shows up in her mushrooms trip in season four.
Bed Bath & Beyond
BB&B is Abbis happy place.
They even have a cutting board with her name on it.
Not literally, but maybe one day since she goes there so much.
Mark her words, Abbi Abrams will never pay full price for a SodaStream, and you shouldnt either.
I mean, she doesnt even bring her own nail polish to the salon.
While we have no reason not to trust Abbi, she has done some suspiciously Christianlike things.
Like, in Fattest Asses, she tells Ilana she respects anyone swearing to God.
Oh, and she did have that dream about a man-bun-wearing Jesus in Jews on a Plane.
Hmm, maybe Ilana does have a right to question after all.
Abbis Ass
Ilanas obsessed with Abbis backside, to her it is the lit-a-rel ass of an angel.
Ilanas Latina Earrings
Ilanas accessory of choice is her gold hoops with the wordLatinaon them.
She hasnt worn those earrings since.
Abbis Feet
Abbi has a complicated relationship with her feet.
When getting bowling shoes in Philadelphia, Abbi bashfully whispers that she wears a size 11.
But, Abbi takes very serious pride in her cavus foot you know, really high arches.
Ballerinas have it, Abbi tells Ilana in B&B-NYC.
It ends, Nicole says with tears in her eyes.
But shes actually been suffering longer than she even realizes.
At first, its just a sweet, perhaps excessive handshake with the guy who works in flatware.
Sadly, she has yet to come up with one for Ilana.
In Working Girls, she pretends to feel real feverish to stay home and sign for Jeremys package.
And to leave Treys party in Hashtag FOMO, she tells him shes got a tapeworm in her butt.
So can you reallyblame Trey for coming to the concerning conclusion in Burning Bridges that Abbis always sick?
No, you really cant.
Its an offer she definitely can refuse.
Like those two laundry-related calls in Wisdom Teeth that stem from a Jeremy interaction.
Ilana later comes up with another awkward phone call when pretending to be Abbi in Co-Op.
This one is about that labia reduction that she doesnt need.
Well, shes a total Chandler, obvi.)
By season four, Ilana has her own shorthand for pegging; its when someone Abbi Jeremys.
Its his proof that he and Griffin are Eskimo brothers.
Why would you do even do that?
he says of someone biting right into those giant hard candies.
Clearly, Ilanas front-tooth fiasco didnt keep her off jawbreakers forever.
In Friendiversary, Ilana attaches one to Abbis first scavenger-hunt clue.
Bad for your teeth, but good for something.
So maybe its only fitting that her bestie Ilanas nickname at Sushi Mambeaux ends up being other Tonya.
Is Dr. Wiz a doctor?
Probably not, but that doesnt mean he isnt a master of nonmedical stuff, right?
Definitely not the best vessel for loose goo.
Too bad they dont have any other female friends to share it with.
Her bad, she thought it was still Ilanas old address, ilanawexler@myvagina.com.
Well, she isnt wrong, but Todds still not gonna use that email.
The Missing Soulstice Trainers
Ever notice that a lot of Soulstice trainers go missing?
Everyone seems pretty chill about it, though.
When Gemma later tells Trey the two are dead, hes more concerned about finding a replacement.
All of these instructors are gone, and unfortunately theyve definitely been forgotten.
Its also HRC who helps Ilana realize that this tube man is actually a woman.
Of course she is.
