Celebrity Big Brother
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Or thats the idea, anyway.
Shes not the only one.
There is an awkward minute in which Kato Kaelin is obliged to explain his role in the O.J.
Incredible, the career mileage you could get out of whoa.
Little transpires over the course of this fleeting introductory hour.
With that in mind, we offer a highly tentative attempt at describing a hierarchy of the house.
This is Vultures OfficialCelebrity Big BrotherPower Ranking: five contestants who made moves good and bad.
Some are poised for domination.
Others seem condemned soon enough to the block.
All are in thrall to the household forces of turbulence and caprice that make this a white-knuckle social experiment.
As our beloved host Julie Chen is always reminding us, expect the unexpected.
His best hope moving forward is that none of these other celebrities have any idea either.
Anthony Scaramucci
Its the Mooch.
Housekeeping
Is the theme of the house … the roaring 20s?
Tom Green saying the word sandwiches isBig BrotherASMR.
To the credit of the struggling celebs, it didnt seem any easier then, either.
