Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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Angels-as-missionaries are out here hunting down Greendales witch population.
We begin with thisBook of Mormon-looking bro who wants to save Lukes soul.
Sometimes the casting feels race-blind.
While Ambrose handles his internment by doing sexy sweaty pull-ups, Sabrina and Hilda summon the Trivium Unholy.
Everyone has decided Ambrose will be executed as soon as Blackwood gets back.
Butbeforethat happens, Sabrina just goes back to Baxter High like, for the day?
Her enrollment status is extremely confusing.
Even when shes thinking about other people, deep down, her motivations are self-absorbed.
Yes, shes a teenage girl and shes going through a lot but shes also totally M.I.A.
in all her supposedly important relationships until the second it would be convenient for her not to be.
Rozs entirely valid reply: Is that supposed to comfort me or you?
Harvey is right there with her, which seems like… quite the leap!
For what its worth, Theo is aghast.
After she gets home, Sabrina is visited by one of these missionaries.
Everyone converges at the Academy.
(Conversion, followed by murder.)
Harvey asks Arent angels supposed to be nice?
and I writewow Im so glad youre here!!
Sabrina is the only one who can get into the church because of her half-mortal status.
Somehow, Sabrina magically not only survives but becomes embodied by the Dark Lord?!
Is any of this supported by the show weve seen so far?
Am I the only one frustrated by all of this?
So he tricks her by pretending tobeAdam, only to serve her Adams severed head on a silver platter.
She kills her familiar, who is a narc, by screaming at him until he explodes.
Ongoing mysteries:Is anyone else bothered by Wardwells life being narrowed down to her choice of boyfriends?
I get the temptation, but still.
