Dead to Me
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Before that, though, Jen and Judy return to Friends of Heaven.
They discuss the bird thing and then Jen drops that the next day would have been Teds 50th birthday.
(Ed Asner, ladies and gentlemen.)
Jesus, no is Steves understandable response, although he really shouldnt call Judy nuts again.
We also learn that they werent married, just engaged, and that Steve was her lawyer.
Of course, Lorna chooses this exact moment to show up with Christopher and strike down that hope.
Judy, for her part, writes, Im so sorry.
Its all my fault, sending her confession into the sky before weeping in the bathroom.
Is Judy going to crack at the seams?
Is this the prelude to an actual confession?
Its a little terrifying, and perhaps another sign that Judy could be more dangerous than we think.
Lorna is at the door when she comes out, being awful and cruel, of course.
Lorna reveals that Ted did most of the parenting, claiming that Jen never did a lot of mothering.
Its about the golf club incident that ended theprevious episode.
Jen uses the opportunity to yell at them about not finding Teds killer and wasting her time.
As she yells Who did it?
!, Judy steps forward and says, I did it.
Shes not confessing to Teds murder, but rather taking the bullet for the Corvette beating.
Before then, though, Jen and her boys are going to punch the hell out of Lornas cake.
What did Ted tell his mom?
At the police station, Judy is confessing to the Corvette incident but thinking about the Ted one.
The fake confession is obviously cathartic for her.
You have no idea how sorry I am she adds.
I got you, he says, and he couldnt be smarmier.
Okay, maybe he could.
Clearly deep in her feelings (and her wine), Jen addresses the bird as Ted.
Does it contain Judys confession?
Alas, when she pops the balloon and opens the note, its not Judys.
Jen cries, goes inside, and logs on.
As she starts typing, another player jumps in, excited to see Ted again.
Extra counseling
Is every episode going to end with a twist?
Its already starting to feel a little cheap.
He had moved on already.
