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In fact, there is no preview ofSpider-Man: Far From Home.
There is no Vision isalive?!
(RIP Vision, untilWandaVisionat least!)
There is no surprise cameo byGoose the Flerkenvomiting up a new Avenger.
How about a tease ofElizabeth Debickipaintedentirely goldto get us ready for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
You couldfinally go to the bathroom, since youve been holding it for three hours.
You could sit quietly and contemplate the big questions like Could Professor Hulk get it?
or How do I really feel about Captain America without his beard?
Endgamenot having a post-credits sequence means a world of possibilities have been opened up for you.
Get to your car before the crowds are too heavy.