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It is a truth universally acknowledged that Adam Driver is Hollywoods biggest boy.
This is not a place to read about any of that, though.
(Apropos of nothing: I am a small thing.)
Bear witness to everything Adam Driver is too big for inMarriage Story.
She loves how he loves everything about being a dad, even the tantrums and late-night wake-ups.
According to my research, a twin bed is about 39 inches by 75 inches.
Adam Driver is a million inches by a billion inches!
He obviously cannot fit in this bed.
My grandmothers are called Granny Lewis and Granny Harris, but I do have an aunt called Auntie.)
But she does in spirit!
At one point, Charlie pulls up to a parking garage and attempts to retrieve his parking slip.
HessuchaNew Yorkerthat he botches the grab, overestimating the necessary distance between his car and the machine.
Its like watching a watermelon squeeze through a straw, or like a really big, weird birth.
(Ill tell you whatJokercant do: this!)
A car window can fit only 14 of Adam Driver, which is to say: an arm.
Laura Derns spare office
The scene: Its like a mumblecore battle of the sexes.
Nora points them to a room that is tragically tiny.
He was a selfish husband in marriage, and he is an even more selfish husband in divorce.
Confronted with this, he doubles down: The family should live in New York.
L.A. was never a serious conversation!
He marches around this windowless, irregular, pentagon-shaped room, the walls closing in on him.
This room can fit one Adam Driver butbarely.
He doesnt have a costume, so Nicole grabs him a white sheet.
Approximately how too-big is Adam Driver: Adam driver doesnt need asheet, he needs aparachutelike inprimary-school gym class.
But maybe thats for the best.
If the sheet fit perfectly, it would probably be a little tooKKKylo Ren.
