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TheFifty Shadesfranchise is so many things to so many people.
But are theFifty Shadesfilms basic?
This, I push back on.
ItsMemento, but with butt plugs.
The names inFifty Shadesare just as delicious asPhantom Threads Reynolds Woodcock, and pronounced so skeptically Boyce … Fox?
Mrs. … Anastasia … Grey?
that its like everyone got new identities in witness protection and theyre already fucking it up.
