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Lets set the stage, to which Danzig arrived 40 minutes late.
Being the legendary front man of the Misfits, he got a standing ovation just for showing up.
and whose tears are apparently quite dangerous.
Its at the L.A. theater where men decide to grope her while shes having a nightmare about the man-spider.
That was supposed to be Paris, Danzig explained later.
Something is supposed to be scary about this short, but Ill never know what.
And yet the audience around me was roaring with laughter.
It was something about the man-spider and sodomy, I think.
You guys laughed at the stuff I wouldnt have laughed at, he said.
It looks like an outtake, with its quirky zooms and Andy Kaufmanlike charm.
But no, it was meant to be scary.
Something about the terror of her drinking the virgin blood.
Nevertheless, it made my seatmate convulse with infectious giggles I havent witnessed at the theater in months.
So consider this, Mr. Danzig, a plea to go the way of James Nguyen and his Hitchcock-inspiredBirdemic.
Listen to your audience and its deafening howls.
Everyone knows exactly what kind of cult hit this is.
