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I know what youre thinking: People die in movies all the time!
Death is an inevitable part of the human experience and must be reflected in our cinema!
Fear not death it is merely the return to the nothingness from whence we came!
What Im telling you is that Emilia Clarke cannot stop playing opposite manic pixie dead boys.
She simply cannot!
I love her so much!
Is this pattern a chaotic but fascinating act of feminist resistance?
Is it totally meaningless?
What am I doing with my one human life and why am I writing this?
First off, we haveGame of Thrones.
Soon thereafter, he ismortally injuredin, uh, battle?
I dont remember how and Irefuseto look it up.
Anyway, Dany, devastated, attempts to revive him with the help of a witch.
And so he dies.
In between, though, she loves another man who is questionablydead but still alive: Jon Snow.
Only men who have reached beyond the veil and made contact with that other side, c’mon!
Lou falls for him anyway, and spends the movie trying to convince him that life is worth living.
He goes to Switzerland to shuffle off this mortal coil.
In voiceover, Will literally says to her that hes given her this money so she can live boldly.
Earlier this month, Emma Thompsons Christmas rom-comLast Christmashit theaters.
Not even The Twist.
Its Emma Thompsons Christmas rom-com c’mon!
What more do you want from this fleeting life?
$12 million dollars to spend at a French cafe?
Kate eventually lets her guard down and falls for Tom, only to discover … hes dead.
Now hes here to ensure she doesnt waste her life electrocuting animals.
Lets address the final entry in this Boyfriend Death Anthology.
Remember that Dolce & Gabbana commercial?
She lifts her face toward the sun.
Can you see me now?
I thought Id never make it to Italy.
But the pizza company paid my way here.
And its all thanks to you.
In conclusion, do I have a better understanding of why Emilia Clarke loves to watch men die?
But I really do want to know where she gets her coats.
