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Regardless, you enter through a long, dimly lit hallway of framed photos.
As you pass, the eyes of each photo somehow seem to follow you.
Are they … moving?
You take a closer look.
They are all photos of Jake Gyllenhaal.
You move into the living room more framed photos of Jake Gyllenhaal.
In fear you topple backward into the kitchen: more framed photos of Jake Gyllenhaal.
You rush through the house Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal.
There is no escape.
You lock yourself in the bathroom, splash some water on your face.
This cant be true, you must be hallucinating.
… no … its …
THE REAL JAKE GYLLENHAAL!
(And he has a knife!)
Thats a scary story I wrote based on this really good piece of gossip from aPage Six spy.
I will let Page Six take it from there:
AHHHH!
Oops, sorry; I was just remembering my scary story.
To be fair, a source close to Gyllenhaalinsistedto Page Six that the pictures were posters from his movies.
But I suppose well only know the truth once one of us is invited to that dinner party.
