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The first episode ofThe Masked Singercracked our spirit like so many Eggs.
With folk hero Egg out of the picture, how could we go on watching?
How could we go on at all?
How could we possibly say no to the intrigue?
Mainly, we wanted to know: IsThe Masked Singercourting a furry audience?
Patch was of two minds regarding whetherThe Masked Singercounts as furry crossover culture.
And furry would be one part of that.
They actually become what they feel like inside.
He elaborated: I would rather see a nobody become a something.
Not just a celebrity becoming oh hey, here I am!
I was this garish thing and now heres my attention-getting face.
I would rather see a nobody a plumber, my UPS driver become something that doesnt exist.
Its supposed to be private.
So you know, having the audience demand it, its kind of counter-furry, Id say.
Another thing that makesThe Masked Singerless than furry?
Its definitely not living up to the high-kink potential of its concept.
Because celebrities, you know, theyve got to play safe.
And theyre not going to have sexual awakenings with their new selves.
But as for whether its specifically afurryshow?
You know, having crushes on cartoons is whereallthe furries come from.
(Patchs first furry infatuation?
The easy answer, which is probably the same for almost every furry, is Robin Hood the fox.
I mean, Bugs Bunny, too.)
So which, if any, of season twosMasked Singercreatures are going to be some future furrys origin story?
Patch took a look at some of his favorites to determine their crushworthiness.
Our sincerest apologies to Thingamajig.
Flower
Thats funny.
I used to joke about Planties and Plant-suiters.
It doesnt really exist, but I went looking and found a few in the furry world.
Theres someone who has like, a really beautiful Audrey suit, fromLittle Shop of Horrors.
Butterfly
Oh, do Flower and Butterfly have some extra-special energy together?
Eagle
I think the Eagle looks kind of crushworthy.
Hes kind of fierce.
Egg
Hes goofy as hell.
Rottweiler
Hes tough, man.
I liked his looks.
Fox
Fox isdefinitelygoing to be popular with the furries.
[one of the most common names of all fursonas], youll get about five heads turning.
Foxes are a very popular species.
Thingamajig
I can imagine jokes abouthimhanging out by the fire hydrant.
Ice Cream
Ice creams gotta be a really chill dude.
Tree
Tree is very, very festive.
Christmas tree here, but its not Christmas.
The partys whenever Tree shows up.
Can you imagine them all together in one room?
Like having a party with you?
I would just think Id died and just went to furry heaven.
