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Her most recent work has been published by Burning House Press and Bomb Cyclone.
This week, Jamie and I talked Yelp reviews, abandoning academia, and sleeping with skater boys.
While youre incredibly funny online, youre not a comedian IRL.
Has Twitter been beneficial to your humor at all?
Has it changed your humor?Well, first things first, we all know that Twitter fucking sucks.
But I think it only works if you streamline your feed enough to find an occasionally enjoyable niche.
Im now Momm to thousands of baby trans girls, irony bros, and shitposters.
And you know, it feels good to be adored.
How did you get into writing poetry?
Youre, famously, a beloved bartender, and many of your funniest tweets are bar-related.
We live whole lives in bars, with all the joy and messiness that attends to that.
The clientele of late has gotten increasingly … how do I put it?
Yes, I did say this to her face.
Yes, she was disconcerted.
My favorite tweets of yours are the ones where you record your pup taste-testing different fruit.
Shes actually the most perfect angel in the entire history of time, and shes my entire world.
She despises blueberries, and her favorite fruit is watermelon!
