Jane the Virgin

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After last weeksuncomfortable episodeofJane, Chapter Ninety is here to put us all back on some much stronger footing.

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And of course we get Jane as a writer!

Rogelio and River Fields!

Alba and Jorges wedding!!

I would never say its a disservice forJane the Virginto spend time with Jane.

Its so nice to be back with Alba and Jorge.

Those two are in love, and Im thrilled for them.

It feels even better thatJanenow extends that arc all the way back around to Alba.

Theres no pressure for her to abandon her beliefs!

Their love is not less worthy or less sexy because they are older.

Their wedding is not less deserving of a gospel choir singing about physical pleasure.

Albas first sex in decades is also worth a cute orgasm cartoon.

It feels poignant without being pedantic.

Janes writer story is the other big emotional beat in this episode.

Jane is furious with Rogelio.

So much of her identity has been built on this accomplishment.

(Remember when Rafael brought her flowers on the anniversary of her books publication?)

Now, a word onThis Is Marsand the glorious Brooke Shields: She iscrushing it.

I will not write an ode to Shieldss facial expressions, but I willcertainlybe making GIFs of them.

I am also halfway convinced it would be amazing.

They become co-presidents of a Mars colony?

Where can I stream this show?!

I know moneys tight, but thats gotta be a high-priority budget line item!

From Our Narrator, With Love

#Jorgasm made me choke on my drink.

How dare you,Jane the Virgin.

Lets get this woman laid!

I mean, married!

If Steve is extremely handsome in his tuxedo, he should be equally handsome in his spacesuit.