Living With Yourself
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You Have No Uses.
(Hilston wants us to refresh their brand image.
How about we refresh their reality?)
He doesnt have a brand, but he doesnt have a firm identity, either.
The tiny part of him that hasnt gone numb is yearning for a fresh start.
Just dont call it a rebrand.
He can get 10 percent back, 20 percent if he refers a new customer.
And since there are now two Miles, theres twice as good a chance of a referral happening.
Their dysfunction while Miles is getting gassed recallsThe Simpsonsepisode where Dr. Nick Riviera gives Homer a triple bypass.
(These gloves came free with my toilet brush!)
Its possible these two also attended Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
(Has the team at Top Happy Spa really rebuilt Miless DNA like a gut-rehab of an old building?
Or does he justthinkits a better him?)
(In fact, Kaufman did something like this with two Nicolas Cages inAdaptation.)
And who knows what will happen if either of them goes for the 20 percent kickback on a referral?
Theyre in the business of stylish quirk.
We see how that duplicity feeds into his multiplicity.
Hes very good at football, hes married to Gisele Bundchen, and we hate him.
What kind of farm doesnt have a clothesline?
Extremely confusing to be a joke-teller at Top Happy Spa.
Miles wonders if theyre kidding about harvesting the organs of the original person.
