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Theres a lot of prolonged eye contact.
The two lean their heads together and put their faces real close.
And then … they nuzzle.
Reader, I screamed.
You could cut the forced romantic tension with a knife and they … just …nuzzle?!?!
Well ignore the obvious het-washing at the moment because the bodily horror that is nuzzling takes precedence.)
Surely not cats who walk, dance, and run solely on their hind legs.
Stately, elegant, Academy Awardwinning.
Man who once had a photo of himself removed from Instagram because the outline of hisdickwas too visible.
Okay, you with me?
Now, picture themNUZZLING.
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
The thing aboutCatsis that its canonically horny.
Sweaty bodies in unitards that leave very little to the imagination.
Incredibly fit and hot people contorting themselves in all sorts of ways.Rum!
Tugger(Derulos recent attempt notwithstanding)!
The movie doesnt lean hard enough into this.
It only gets you halfway there and leaves you wanting more, and not in the good way.
(Theres probably a cinematic blue-balls joke to make here, but none of the cats inCatshave genitalia.
(My secondCatsviewing was a 9:40 show in Times Square on a Thursday night.
There were maybe 15 people in the theater, and a half-dozen walked out prior to it ending.)
Perhaps, in addition to the fur, theCatsteam might consider making the cats mack on each other.
It absolutely could not hurt.
Cats can have a little smooch, as a treat.
