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Miley Cyrus has seen things you people wouldnt believe.She swung on a wrecking ball naked.
She got kicked offHotel Transylvaniafor having her penis cakeand licking it too.
She lost a massive Walmart dealat 17.
(Who among us hasnt!)
All those moments will be lost in time,like tears in the rain.
On Wednesday, Liam Hemsworthofficially filed for divorcefrom Miley Cyrus, citing irreconcilable differences.
(Again, we implore, who among us …?!)
Liam and I have been together for a decade.
Ive said it before & it remains true, I love Liam and always will.
BUT at this point I had to make a healthy decision for myself to leave a previous life behind.
I am the healthiest and happiest I have been in a long time.
For one, Hemsworth probably cant claim to have evenhada Walmart deal to lose at 17.
I lost a massive Walmart deal at 17 for ripping a bong.
Nor did he lose voice work for licking his Very Own Phallic Birthday Dessert.
I got kicked off hotel Transylvania for buying Liam a penis cake for his birthday and licking it.
It is no secret that I was into partying in my teens and early 20s.
It almost raises more questions than it resolves, though.
