Outlander
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Welcome to the most dramatic finale in the history ofThe Bachelorette: Colonial Edition.
Weve got one uninterested bachelorette, four potential suitors, and an overbearing Auntie.
Literally no one is here for the right reasons.
Will this end in love or in marriage?
It certainly cant be both.
What will she do?
WHAT WILL SHE DO?
But it is more or less how things go down at River Run.
and the bachelors areinto it.
it is pretty clear hes secretly gay.
But no matter, when Lord John Grey shows up we all know whos winning this thing.
Too good for this, really.
He is loyal and kind and only displays true empathy when he learns that Bree is pregnant.
Which, naturally, occurs becauseLizzie cannot keep her mouth shut.
It is physically impossible and everybody knows it.
But she isnt in the clear just yet.
Shell tell everybody hes gay unless he agrees but Lord John doesnt play like that.
He knows shes desperate and takes pity on her.
Give this man a hot boyfriend!
Lord John doesnt have the strong man who is a softy at heart beat on lockdown, though.
If Aristocratic Red Coat doesnt do it for you, what about Surly Silver Fox?
Murtagh is back, proving that hes the sweetest regulator you ever did meet.
This time, its because he reveals just how much he cares for Fergus.
Thats right: Fergie Ferg is back (more Fergus, less Bree in the future, amiright?
), but Fergie Ferg is sad.
Also, this probably isnt the end of that discussion.
For now, Fergus and Murtagh have some bigger issues to contend with.
That dude is everywhere!
Murtagh makes me feel safe, is what Im saying!
BUT NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER, SHOW.
Even Ian is begging Mom and Dad to make up.
She explains that their marriage is different now because theyre parents.
Every scene should end in Jamie and Claire sex regardless of context!
