Killing EveRecap: Ghosted

Killing Eve Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Well, make it fun, says Konstantin. Show Eve Polastri whats shes missing. Show her how boring this other woman is compared to you. They look like bacon, Villanelle muses to Konstantin, transfixed. Great art is supposed to inspire, after all. that lurks behind the catcall of hey sexy, the entitled hatred that seethes beneath desire....

April 28, 2019 · 1 min · 140 words · William Ortega

Pretend Samantha Bee’s Brutal Trump Roast Came From the Actual White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. (Still, the headliner got somesolid Trump burnsin. Donald, Im going to roast you as if you were here. Its funny because hes a sexual assaulter, Bee began. She continued: I want to focus on what a fucking coward he is. Barack Obama did it, George G. Bush did it. You know who else has been roasted?...

April 28, 2019 · 1 min · 192 words · Joseph Esparza

Robert De Niro Supports Trump’s First Amendment Right to Be an ‘Unrepentant, Lying Scumbag’

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Im happy to stand with Samantha Bee tonight to support the First Amendment. When youre casting your ballot, imagine looking into Trumps eyes. Youll find them just above those creepy white puffy pouches. And saying,Youre fired.Something will come over you, youll feel an exquisite release. And you wont have to fake it. And just like that, he materialized back to the Tribeca Film Festival....

April 28, 2019 · 1 min · 81 words · Lance Gonzales

Sigourney Weaver Joins Samantha Bee in the 2020 Election Hellscape

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. How do you kick off a political humor show when the whole world is suffering from massive political burnout? Go off-world, of course. Between the sketch and theAlienhigh school play, Weaver has been rippled out this weekend. Bee expressed our nations greatest fear, that Nate Silver is going to fuck us again! 538 playing God: theres your sci-fi dystopia....

April 28, 2019 · 1 min · 74 words · Charles Meyer

Theater Review: The Volcano at the Center ofGrief Is the Thing With Feathers

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. It lands with the slap of a wet sponge. you could practically see the steam rising off him. His wifes death has catapulted him past all descriptors. Shattered, turned inside out, blindsided, uprooted, annihilated, hung-empty theyre all just words. Grief, he tells us, feels fourth-dimensional, abstract. The whole city is my missing her. The virtuosic kicker of Murphys performance is that he also plays this chaotic demigod, Crow himself....

April 28, 2019 · 1 min · 180 words · Albert Nelson MD

VeepRecap: Bon Voyage!

Veep Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. What could possibly stand between Selina Meyer and the presidency? Her numbers are up. As the Andrew news grows, Selinas unfavorables rise, and Selina needs to bring in a lawyer. She meets with Karen, that human Mobius strip who sparked Amys epic blowup all those episodes ago. Karen, as usual, is extremely not helpful; shes already Andrews attorney....

April 28, 2019 · 3 min · 484 words · Michael Powell

19 Films You Should See at This Year’s Tribeca Film Festival

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. The slate is expansive (a Ted Bundy movie! A Charlie Manson movie! A movie called the Kill Team! ), including 103 movies from 124 international filmmakers. you’re able to imagine the problems. Lily James plays the singers childhood best friend, Kate McKinnon his steel-hearted American agent. Dr. Ruth is a rare delight, andAsk Dr. Ruthgets at the heart of her charms....

April 27, 2019 · 2 min · 368 words · Andre Daugherty

50 Cent Is Beefing WithVanderpump Rules’Lala Kent and Randall Emmett

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. The main site of attack, however, is on Emmetts fiancee andVanderpump Rulescast member Lala Kent. 10 seconds left in the 4 quarter hoes are Winning, he captioned. Do you want A range rover [starry-eyes emoji] yes, bitch yassss. Then just run out [female-jogger emoji, gust-of-wind emoji] and suck a dick. LOL smh [face-palm emoji]. I want the rest of my money Monday....

April 27, 2019 · 1 min · 127 words · Benjamin Wright

Have You SeenHeckboyYet?

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Have you seenthe newHeckboy? This is the way l believe, thus this is way we conduct business … I find this wordplay very exciting, and am delighted to share in the laughs. Related Tags:

April 27, 2019 · 1 min · 49 words · Rachael Levine

Is Jake Gyllenhaal’s Home Covered in Framed Photos of Jake Gyllenhaal?

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Regardless, you enter through a long, dimly lit hallway of framed photos. As you pass, the eyes of each photo somehow seem to follow you. Are they … moving? You take a closer look. They are all photos of Jake Gyllenhaal. You move into the living room more framed photos of Jake Gyllenhaal. In fear you topple backward into the kitchen: more framed photos of Jake Gyllenhaal....

April 27, 2019 · 1 min · 206 words · Sharon Vazquez

Jeopardy!Banned Contestants From Wagering $69; Not Nice!

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. This is officially forbidden onJeopardy!now, as of last year, he wrote. This is probably the most innocuous one. this is officially forbidden on Jeopardy now, as of last year.not even joking. Actually, there are five banned wagers. I guess Id call it strategically aggressive. I didnt model my strategy after anyone in particular,Holzhauer told Vultureabout his strategy....

April 27, 2019 · 1 min · 91 words · Laura Lopez

Luke Perry Would Give KJ Apa’s Parents Weekly Updates About Their Son, Just Because

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. We had a really close relationship. He would call my parents every week and keep them updated of how Im doing, Apa said. He always made such a huge effort from the very beginning. I wish I could be like that. Yeah, us too. Related Tags:

April 27, 2019 · 1 min · 61 words · Todd Harris

The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2019 Rock Hall Induction Ceremony

Save this article to read it later. Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection. Come for the snub gossip, and stay for the performances,what little of them we have left! (The comparison is22 to oneas of this year.) This is a hard thing to do. Because you have to; the times are different. Its going to be hard, Nicks directed to all the X-chromosome musicians out there. (Among other things....

April 27, 2019 · 2 min · 269 words · Katelyn Jenkins