Riverdale
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
In fact, Gladys has even taken the major step of buying the family a house.
She made an all-cash offer online on what unbeknownst to Alice (and also to Gladys?
Or is this a scheme?
She declines its less complicated if she stays with Ronnie.
(Who would have guessed that teenage lovers cohabitating could be a bad idea?
Not anybody who reads to the end of this recap.)
Go on, kiss.
They do not kiss.
I will let you know when they do.
There are plenty more relationships on the brink this week.
She declines, and he doesnt take kindly to the envelope of cash she offers him instead.
Reggie maturely processes his feelings by trying and failing to steal back his car from Mrs. Jones.
Point: Veronica has recently experienced a truly traumaticbreakupand is right to keep things casual with Reggie.
Counterpoint: Hessocute, though.
Have you seen him?
), meaning there are quite a few potential Archie slayers out there in the wind.
A new friend is just a murderer who hasnt murdered you yet.
Jughead is struck with inspiration: What if the Gargoyle King adds to his own quest?
The Red Paladin will defend his (figurative) mountaintop for 12 hours, dusk till dawn.
Its decided that Archie will take on one quest cardholder at a time in hand-to-hand combat.
The rules are made up and the quests dont matter, except when your life hangs in the balance.
If time runs out, or if they fall themselves, game over.
Toni catches Cheryl breaking into the safe at La Bonne Nuit, a transparent ploy for attention.
One quest card is still missing.
Enter the Kraken, Jughead yells, a line that I am still puzzling over the next morning.
FromFugitive Archieto Small Business Owner Archie, just in the course of a few weeks!
Postcoital Toni and Cheryl dont enjoy quite so tidy a resolution.
And so the young mistress of Thistlehouse asks her to pack her bags.
Jughead doesnt like what he finds.
When confronted, Gladys isnt remorseful in the slightest.
Youve got to soak it up.
