Riverdale
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Mothers and sons have a special bond.
An abandoned wasps nest?)
into yet another drug lab.
FP, meanwhile, is off to watch cartoons with his daughter.
Even Jellybean knows more than he does.
(Which, yes, of course, are as commonly available as sneakers.)
At Gladyss smug suggestion, Sheriff Jones decides its time to disband the deputy program.
Theres no E-Meter to be seen, but otherwise, you get the picture.
Evelyn asks her exactly three softball questions (for one: does Betty ever bite her fingernails?)
before abruptly concluding the conversation.
Dont call us; well call you.
Zoe, you are praised.
Archie receives an unexpected collect call from Leopold and Loeb.
Mad Dogs upcoming parole hearing has even been mysteriously cancelled.
unless Archies former boxing partners are pardoned.
After all, she reminds Cheryl, the Farm is where Jason told Polly that theyd run away to.
Then the sound cuts out.
Cheryl returns to school the next day unscathed, but informs Betty that she wont be her mole anymore.
And no, she wont tell her what was in that room, either.
Her worst fears come to fruition when she finds dead fish wrapped in newspaper on her desk.
instead choosing to interpret it the traditional way: That somebody wants her dead.
Veronica raises hell with Hiram.
He cant divorce her mom, or at the very least, he cant publicly shun her.
Hiram has the marriage quietly annulled, but agrees to continue to protect Hermione.
Mad Dog tells Archie that the apartment building where his grandmother and brother live has been overrun by Gargoyles.
Statistically,someone should be dead.
Arguably, most people should be dead!
And yet there are no casualties.
Did we just establish that Trump is also president in theRiverdaleCinematic Universe?
Or is the Gargoyle King perhaps Commander in Chief?
Its no broom closet.
As, via P.A.
One has to wonder, though: Is this shit not backed up in the Cloud?
Even though Bettys retrieved the tapes of her interviews, Cheryl Squeaky Blossom doesnt care.
Shes still going back to the Farm, and for good reason.
As she tells it, Edgar brought her to her beloved Jason.
The twins even had a conversation.
Alice tearfully confirms it.
At long last, thanks to her mom, Betty gets to meet Edgar.
Either way, Im onboard.
