Riverdale
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Archies one-man war against Dodger and his mass corruption of Riverdales kids rages on.
After all, thats what his legal-minor minions are for.
Archie further demonstrates uncharacteristic intelligence by declining Mr. Lodges offer of a blank-check donation to his cause.
Hiram tells V not to be jealous of Hermosa.
Shes still his favorite, the apple of his eye.
I mean … yeah, I get it.
He also has come to believe that that author was his grandfather.
Your conspiracy theories are spot on, but this one feels like a real … stretch, Betty warns.
Yes, they were a couple, and yes, there werebloody sheets.
Anyway, he stabbed the guy with a pair of scissors, if Chic is to be believed.
Did he and Chic meet on the streets?
Was someone murdered in their room at the hostel?
Throughout all of this, the needle remains calm, until Betty asks if hes hiding anything from them.
Fine: Charles admits hes a recovering addict who attends Narcotics Anonymous meetings at the gym.
Shes called to the principals office because Dagwood is in the hospital.
He somehow choked on a Ping-Pong ball, but following an emergency tracheotomy, hell be fine.
Her relatives continue sniffing around, insisting Cheryls in the midst of a psychotic break.
(Pseudo Cumberbatch!)
As you might imagine, Alice is not thrilled.
That display of family loyalty earns Charles an apology from Betty.
Dodger has apparently solved the non-mystery of the masked vigilantes identity.
Jughead presents his case to Mr. Chipping, who agrees to help.
Who will be taking over Mr. Chippings seminar for the rest of the semester?
Why, Mr. Dupont, of course.
Lets say Uncles attitudes toward amateur recreational exhumation are on the more conservative side.
Toni, always our heroine, knocks him out.
Guess getting back together with Hermione put Hiram in a sentimental mood.
Chic gets another visitor: Charles.
Agent Smith tells him that their plan went smooth as cream, babe, and they exchange I-love-yous.
