Riverdale
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Riverdaleis a lot of things, but its not boring.
At least, it usually isnt.
Latent serial-killer tendencies in the Cooper family?
Vigilantism?Anothersurprise half-sibling?
We have, hard as it may be to believe, seen literally all of this before.
I, for one, am going to need to see a photo of Moose with todays newspaper.
Ideally a shirtless photo.
That strikes me as extremely fair.
Then theres the enormous red flag that is a childhood history of abusing animals.
Heres the situation, friends.
Terrible news for Hermione, excellent news for Hiram.
It brings me no pleasure to inform you that Archie is, yet again, attempting to fight crime.
Not particularly well, to be clear.
He wants his son to graduate high school, unlike either of the two Forsythe Pendletons before him.
Yeah, a little.
The theme of the book has been decided: the perfect murder.
