RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Not sinceAll Stars2 have we seen a comeback episode that actually delivered on its thrilling high-stakes promises.
With this installment,All Stars4 officially overtakes last season in terms of quality.
What more can we ask for?
Specifically, these girls want to know whythey, exactly, are the ones who went bye-bye.
Right off the top, Trinity and Monique seem the most shook by this whole reveal.
Jasmine Masters?Yeah.
Farrah Moan?Hm.Gia?Right.Latrice?
Even Latrice, bitch!
The report card wasnt up to snuff and Moniques decision was justified.
Im not going off the critiques, Im going off what I felt.
Maybe theres something there.
The only super dramatic showdown in terms of past eliminations is between Latrice and Monique.
Monet is Moniques friend, and so she was going to have her back, Latrice firmly states.
Latrice is unmoved, especially when Monique brings upAll Stars1.
We need the main event!
We need theLaLaPaRuZa, which is the name of this challenge.
Because shes right; Farrah does seem a little out of her depth in this particular field.
Pause for a second.
Imagine being a layperson, tuning into this show and hearing the runway category.
What would you think?
Some sort of Dr. Seuss moment?
I like this show very much.
Jasmine Masters enters in a rose-themed catsuit with big ol hair and a big ol smile.
Farrah Moan is wearing …
I dont know, a lot.
Its lumpy and unspectacular, and I think its smart to just get this look out of the way.
Monique came performance-ready in a purple and blue boots-centric ensemble and Naomi Smalls …whoa.
She looks like Naomi Campbell and Rihanna had a baby.
She is everything while wearing almost nothing.
Standing ovation for this.
Finally, Valentina serves a catsuit that says, Im ready to move around.
And now, we can begin.
RuPaul announces that Jasmine Masters will now step forward and name her competitor.
But Im only pausing briefly.
Because then the lip-sync starts and Trinity tears it a new asshole with her unreal ass.
yo let Trinity do her famous butt-shake!
begs Farrah Moan in confessional.
Yeah, it happens.
Thank you, Lord.
Trinity deservedly stays and Jasmine takes her final bow.
Again, though, the remaining All Stars prove why they are still here.
In comparison, Farrah looks young and in need of cultivation.
I love you, baby!
Pick a bitch I can beat, henny.
No narrative bullshit here.
She has chosen Naomi Smalls, and I get it.
I am going to officially stop doing that because this performance is the gag.
Perfectly embodying the spirit of the song, Naomi truly comes alive on stage.
And this is all done without missing a word of the lip-sync.
But, yes, Naomi may win this show and it would be fully deserved.
Finally, its the moment weve all been waiting for.
In the words of the latter, Its not personal, its just personal.
This is really the only lip-sync that has us biting our nails going into it.
And Monique has both completely stunned us in lip-syncs as well as left us disappointed in the past.
This one could truly go either way.
The song is Sissy That Walk, a classic, and we hold our breaths.
The lip-sync is jaw-dropping and completely evenly matched.
There are two wig reveals, one for each queen.
There are crotch-slams aplenty.
Neither queen is missing any of the words to Sissy That Walk.
They each use the entire stage and whip their hair back, forth, and back again.
It is nearly impossible to single one out over the other.
For me, its a tie.
But its not up to me.
Its up to Ru, who announces that Latrice Royale … is a winner, baby.
RuPaul announces that we have yet another double shante, for the second week in a row!
With this episode,All Stars4 is for the ages.
These ladies have now all proven to each other that they mean business.
Theyve made it clear to each other, in the words of Ru, to not fuck it up.
