RuPauls Drag Race
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Were dealing with more personality than we thought!
And we love personality!
You need personalities for a reality television program.
Dont say you never learned anything from reading my caps.
Now, lets get into this episode, you whores.
Kahanna says shed fuckandkill her, which actually makes me jealous of Silky?
Im just saying, thered be worse ways to die.
Basically, Kahanna can fuck me until Im dead.
But first, a mini challenge, this time the popular celebrity photobombing game.
Brooke Lynn chooses Nina, RaJah, Honey, Shuga, Plastique, and Ariel to perform theBlack Panthersketch.
Honestly, it does feel strange, as Scarlet already seems to be in a constant performance.
But also notnota read.
These ladies will be scaring us all with their take onGet Out.
Plastique seems cool with it, so the beat goes on.
Eat your heart out, Anjelah Johnson.
Id probably be worried too.
Kahanna better be ready to Ruby-Dee-in-American-Gangsterthe shit out of her tiny part.
And soon shell be a doctor in organizing shit on an international level.
So while she loves to play, she also came to slay in an organizedway, honey.
When Ru walks away from the group, Silky cracks a bit.
She lets on that shes upset that shits being talked about her, and I get it.
Michelle and Ross are running the shoot for both of the films, andBlack Pantheris first.
Brooke Lynn has, for some reason, a difficult time landing a very simple joke.
She needs a ton of takes to get the line Beyonce-what?!
down, and I guess we have to chalk it up to nerves?
Ariel, in the sister scientist role, seems shook in all of her takes.
You gotta be able to take the note people!
Also improving once given a direction is Vanjie, in the father role.
Shes not exactly versatile and this is exactly whats so funny about her.
She gamely tries different takes on her character, and everything she does is hilarious.
I am thankful for her presence in this show and in my life.
Michelle and Ross literally cant keep it together watching her.
Mercedes then gets her moment, and it reminds me of Kenya Michaels.
Its tough to expect her to say the word opulence exactly the way Michelle and Ross expect her to.
Does this feel unfair to anyone else?
Kahanna is also there, not slaying.
She was probably right to be nervous about her two lines.
The two lines arent popping.
Yvie can sniff this out from a mile away and shakes her damn head.
The rest of yall need to step your pussies up, she scoffs, not mad butdisappointed.
See my Said the Bitch!
at the end of this recap to get into what goes down next.
I feel its pretty iconic!
She lost all feeling on her right side and was resigned to a wheelchair for some time.
On the main stage, Ru looks absolutely amazing in a dress that would be at home in Wakanda.
Fatty Lupone, a.k.a.
Astrology may be bullshit, but the fashions this week are largely anything but.
The standout, for me, is AKeria as Rhonda from the DMV.
The whole thing is absolutely insane and ends with some DMV-issued tasering.
She was the lead, so its noticeable.
Mercedes and Kahanna are the bottom two, with Ariel barely surviving the chop.
Not in the good way, either.
Its messy, if entertaining for how all over the place it is.
Overall, its obvious that Mercedes wins the lip sync, and Kahanna is sent packing.
Shes going to be missed in the confessionals.
She is positively hot as fuck, if maybe not ready forDrag Racejust yet.
Methinks the surname Montrese probably went a long way in the audition process.
… Said the Bitch!
No, bitch, You could never.
A girl that looks like you, smells like you, acts like you?
An ugly girl could never come for a pretty girl.
Its a ugly bitch like you crawling out of the swamp to come forme?
