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To get to her cat on the other side.
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The shock causes Nads to lose her balance and plunge into the water.
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As Nadia rightly declares, Those things are a menace!
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5 to 7: Watch Your Step
Our antiheroines most murderous foil onRussian Dollis … the stairs.
In a comical death montage, Nadia wipes out on the renovated yeshivas steps three times in a row.
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On her next attempt, she almost does until someone knocks her over the railing.
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causes them to crash.
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As Nadia says, Jesus fucking Christ, thats dark.
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11: The Broken Elevator
Nadia and Alan meet-cute in a plunging elevator.
Hey, man, didnt you get the news?
Were about to die.
Alan replies matter-of-factly, It doesnt matter.
I die all the time.
Nadias not the only East Villager stuck in a time loop?
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15: Mistaken Identities
Fearing an intruder, Ruth shoots and kills Nadia.
Fearing hes a creepy stalker, two girls mace Alan, inducing an asthma attack.
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16: HVAC Attack
Are Nadia and Alan metaphysically linked?
Alan hits it on the head when he says, I think that were dying at the same time.
Then theyre both hit on the head by a falling air conditioner.
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So I guess we run into a bunch of fucking honeybees now, Nadia jokes.
Yep and in an underground subway station, no less!
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The fish tanks are repopulated!
Sweet birthday, baby!
