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She is a pure delight and we are but garbage humans in comparison.
Its not a rhetorical question, the answer is no.
But thanks to her drugs, she hardly seems to notice that her kids barely register her return.
She finds some love letters Johnnys been keeping from a mysterious woman.
They are very racy and extremely traumatizing for someone like, say, her daughter Alexis to read.
No daughter needs to know that her father once had a predilection for boom-boom girls.
Especially not one who currently doesnt have a therapist!
The sexy letters send her reeling.
Who knew Johnny Rose was a regular ol Christian Grey?
Not surprisingly, Jocelyns deeming the letters 50 Shades of Johnny Rose does not help the spiraling Moira.
It doesnt take him long to mercifully reveal to his wife that she was the author of those letters.
He pulled them out because he missed her so much, the big softy.
Catherine OHara easily steals this episode.
What a joy to see these two best friends getting into trouble again.
This time, theyre alone at the store when a masked robber comes in and demands money.
), some cheese, and the perfect tapenade to go with all of it.
He walks out of the store with two cloth tote bags full of goodies.
Immediately, they know theyve done something wrong.
As Patrick notes, the masked man sounds less like a robber and more like a lucky customer.
They are the worlds worst robbery victims, and we reap the benefits of that.
One time I did a book report on Davids diary and it was very dark.
What a glorious document to imagine.
I wouldnt totally discount David as a strong eyewitness.
None of that information is helpful, but it is very detailed.
Her response: Tell that to me at 21, escaping the Yakuza.
We need an Alexis Rose biography like, yesterday.
Moiras ability to make any conversation about her is truly a thing to behold.
Can you imagine Moira trying to get through airport security in that outfit?
