Schitts Creek
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Were all taking a quick break fromCabaretrehearsals this week to get down to business.
David and Stevie have some actual business.
Alexis and Ted have some kinky business.
And Johnny and Moira have some spa business.
The most important of businesses.
As much as Im into the journey to Schitts CreeksCabaret, I dont hate this pit stop.
I use the wordbegrudginglybecause David has very little faith that his sister can handle any jot down of responsibility.
This all goes back to a little incident from their childhood involving six murdered Tamagotchis.
But David has no choice.
I believe the phrase David uses is What the actual fuck?!
Obviously, David will not stand for this.
Thankfully, there is some good news.
Well, good news for David, terrible news for Wendy.
Antonio has just bought discount products and slapped labels on them to make them look locally sourced and high-end.
He is a con artist.
David, bless his heart, decides he needs to tell Wendy.
Oh, this poor lady is being scammed on all fronts.
Poor David goes from one mess to another.
He arrives back at the store to find Alexis and Ted and a broken sink in the brand-new bathroom.
It involves role-playing, and Ted is just as bad at it as you would guess.
Like, My grandmother passed away this morning levels of bad.
Alexis advises that he does not watch those.
In the end, Davids angry with Alexis, sure, but mostly hes just disappointed in Ted.
As most things in their life do, the plans go to shit pretty fast.
Before they even make it to the spa, Johnny hits a cat in the middle of the road.
Watching Johnny and Moira squirm will never not be a delight.
Sergio stumbled out on the road, poor thing, presumably to end it all.
Okay, but what is 100 percent moist liquid?
Also, the fact that it smells like pennies and burps is so wildly specific and revealing.
Stevie really needed a break fromCabaretand Moira in general.
Apparently her director is prone to texting her at 3 a.m. with one-word messages like leggings.
Dan Levys reading of Well, isnt that a compliment … for him.
John, dont get too close, dear.
We cant afford you contracting mange.
