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Schitts Creekreally knows how to do a season finale, doesnt it?
But every season seems to end in a way that is the MostSchitts Creek.
Hilarious and heartfelt through and through.
Season fives final bow is no different.
), and the two guys are figuring out how best to make the big announcement.
Both fear the wrath of upstaging Moira Rose the day of the big show premiere.
No one steals Moira Roses thunder and lives to tell the tale.
Not that hes thought about it or anything.
So thats the plan.
They wont tell anyone until that evening.
Well, except, theres no way that David can keep this huge secret from Stevie.
And so he spills!
She could not be happier for her best friend.
This is two episodes in a row, Stevie is so emotional these days.
Has Moiras theater training opened the floodgate?
Or is something else going on?
What a unanimously disastrous day this has turned out to be!
she exclaims, mere minutes after learning that her son is engaged to the love of his life.
Ah, Moira Rose, Mother of the Year.
But, of course, the show must go on!
The only logical option is to have Moira take over the role of Sally Bowles.
One might wonder if shes actually happy that Stevie ditched and she can have her big moment on stage.
Which, obviously, makes the entire thing all the more awkward.
She had to drive out to Elmdale to pick it up and got stuck in traffic without her phone.
Do you know what her gift for David is?
Stevie Budd is a sentimental queen, who knew.
We are treated to two full-length numbers this evening.
But the big moment of the night is Stevies take on Sallys gutting Maybe This Time.
It comes right after a heartfelt chat between director and star.
Moira is so proud of what Stevies done here.
So Stevie goes on stage and sings the hell out of Sallys song because its her song now too.
), and blood-curdling screaming can be heard from the other room.
Moira is on the floor The Crows Have Eyes III: The Croweninghas been shelved.
And now that has been taken from her.
Will Moira Rose finally come to accept her new life?
And he, Alexis, and Moira holding hands?
They are truly made for each other.
I laughed out loud at Rolands description of Stevie to the police: kind of looks like a vampire.
And again when Moira nodded in agreement.
Moira to David re: Stevie: Did you say anything that might have triggered her?
You have that effect on people.
Okay, BRB, crying.