Southern Charm
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The thing that I find so comforting aboutSouthern Charmis that everyone is always so obviously themselves.
The same goes for Craig, whose phone screen is as demolished as the wall in his living room.
When Naomie gets there, he says, Let me show you around.
There are also random other holes all around it too, supposedly from a demolition party.
Thats where the tour ends.
Thats how all of Craigs tours end in a dissatisfied sigh.
Naomie was on crutches at Craigs house because she did something stupid while drunk at Chelseas house.
What is wrong with these people?
Their bodies are as battered as their iPhones.
However, no one is more maliciously themselves than Ashley, a Molotov cocktail of want.
Shes wearing a skin-tight black dress with ruffles around the end of the shortened sleeves and black glasses.
Thomas says she looks like Melania Trump and he is absolutely correct.
They she says, My hero.
Yes, of course Melania is her hero.
Then, she literally begs Thomas to take her ring shopping and spend a lot of money on her.
She wants him to marry her and she will do anything to make it happen.
But Ashleys worst behavior is both leading up to and during the Hilton Head trip.
It would mean a lot to me and really help my relationship with Kathryn.
Then she grills Thomas on what she should wear like hes actually going to help her.
(The only thing Thomas will ever help a woman do is get pregnant.
Other than that, shes on her own.)
What makes it even worse is that the women hear their whole fight.
Im trying to have a conversation!
If she cant stand him, then why the hell is she there in the first place?
Finally, after Kathryn wont invite her, she asks point blank, Am I invited or not?
No, Ashley goes straight for steamrolling her way into this particular 2-year-old boys birthday party.
