Southern Charm
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This is not a recap.
This is a Kathryn Denniss skiing-fashion stan account.
We dont have white, an unappreciative mountain staffer tells her.
Well, something happened and Kathryn got her white boots for the ski slope.
However, its a pretty weird outfit to wear for the bunny slope.
I love her so much.
Shep and Whitney just get high and huff cans of oxygen unironically like theyvenever seenSpaceballs.
That is the only interesting thing Don has ever done on my television set.
After skiing, they all return to the house for Austen and Sheps weed dinner.
Well, Shep, Austen, Chelsea, and Madison do, but thats not even half.
The whole dinner is sort of likeFridaybut full of unfunny white people.
Theres just something so juvenile about glorifying weed in this way.
He even eats it right out of the bowl.
Girl, you stupid.
Know who should be a permanent member of the cast?
She comes down to dinner, and Craig is the only one there to talk.
Three snaps in a circle formation.
She has a similar moment with Shep.
She asks him for one of his gummies, and they go into his room to get it.
What the hell even is that?
Hes trying to be nice but also calling her a manipulative bitch and preceding it with a compliment.
Three snaps in a Z-formation.
The episode really comes back to MVP Kathryn.
God, that is grosser than a three-week-old turd at the bottom of a lake.
As he comforts her, she tells him about what Whitney did to upset her.
Whitney totally went to the Cobra Kai dojo, didnt he?
Hes the anti-Noah Centineo.
You know how inShes All That,the girl takes her glasses off and suddenly shes beautiful?
He asks if everythings okay, and she sends him away, telling him shes not ready to talk.
Kathryn seems to be in a deep and unending hole.
Maybe shes rewatching that footage of Whitney calling her a loser onWatch What Happens Live.
Maybe shes rereading old RadarOnline stories about herself.
Maybe shes editing her Wikipedia page to add that shes been sober for several years now.
She imagines its a hole, no, a tunnel.
