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The second slap in Argestes is literal, hard enough to knock out a tooth.

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But tonights slap is striking most by how quickly and emphatically Kendall reacts: No!

Dont fucking touch him!

The Roy children have been in this trench together their entire lives.

For Kendall, a season of dead-eyed sycophancy ended in a split second.

The types of conversations that happen before and after the article drops seem chillingly plausible.

He hails from the Trump school of never apologizing for anything.

Permission to never fucking board?)

He wont see the iceberg coming.

Tom and Gregs banter over ATNs new market-tested slogan is priceless.

Were Listening doesnt work because the set-top boxes are, in fact, surveilling the people who use them.

The compromise version, We Here For You, is double-meaning gobbledygook at its most sublime.

Tom with maybe the line of the night: You dont hear much about syphilis these days.

Very much the MySpace of STDs.

Dude, you should buy that, use that as a defense.

Rock Star and the Mole Woman is the belated superhero team-up of the summer.

Shiv: Dont ask me.

Im not your grope Geiger counter.