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Friends, Ive come to you today to revel in an abundance of riches.
We have hit a jackpot.
(Three if you count me watching clips of20th Century Womenin Canada to feel alive.)
Now that Ive seen them both, I can offer theofficialguide to TIFFs Annette Bening slate.
We are not one nation under God, we are one nation underAnnette!
Lets start withThe Report.
when the logo for Vice popped onscreen with a production credit.
An early twist!)
Adam Driver in this movie smells like freshly chopped wood.
His smile conjures the idea of a gingham tablecloth.
Hes a good guy!
Anyway, sometimes he will get too excited or righteous or just rattle off a lot of acronyms.
In one scene, Annette listens politely but her eyes are razor sharp.
She purses her lips.
Do you work for this office, or do you work for the report?
He says something about how at least Obama publicly acknowledges torture, and how that should be enough.
Annette Bening as Dianne Feinstein looks at him with a scowl dripping with disgust.
Is it bone-chilling and incredibly inspiring at the same time?
The height difference between them must be a million miles!
That is my professional opinion, yes.
In this one, Annette Bening has a British accent and a cheating husband.
[Sucks teeth] Youre telling me!!
Okay, but actually Right.
Theyve been married for 29 years, but lately things have felt stilted and stale.
She is, of course, devastated.
This is amurder, she says, and the movie takes her side on it.
But yes, I can confirm:Hope Gapestablishes that the hope has a gap in it early on.
In Annette Bening we trust.Long may she reign!
