The Bachelorette
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Imsosorry; somehow well have to muddle through together until shes back next week.
So: Hannah and this cavalcade of goobers.
On someBacheloretteseasons this would backfire terribly.
The initial context for all of this is a pageant.
The men are the ones in the pageant this time, of course its a Mr. Alyssa and Alaska, it need not be said but I will say it anyhow,are perfect.
Its fine, is what Im saying.
Pumped up by Alyssa and Alaskas enthusiasm, its certainly enough to pass for an impressive showing.
She wants someone to fight for her.
She responds very well to his declaration of start of love.
She wants someone whos devoted to her.
Hes a guy who says things like A.
B. C.: Always Be Cam.
Its hardly an unprecedented move inBachelor/ettelore, but its unusually aggressive for the first round of group dates.
Hannah dispatches with Cam pretty quickly, sending him back to the Mansion.
But come elimination time, Cam does get the shaky, dramatic final rose position.
Hannah wants a bold man.
So whats the right kind of bold?
Where is the line?
They may have been sent out by other producers because it seemed very stilted and obvious, but still.
Youre never gonna reach Chad heights of creepiness, so maybe try a little less?
This brings us to the one actually dramatic moment in this episode.
This … does feel unnecessary.
Look, I am hardly one to tell her to take it slow!
She should do whatever she wants!
No way did he just wander over there on his own.
So Jed walks in on Hannah and Luke P. gettingverysteamy,veryearly in this show.
Hes sad, and frustrated, but he turns it around admirably well.
Im a Jed fan, maybe?
But the bigger question is how this goes for Luke P. now.
Hannahs obviously veryinto him, and things do seem to be tilting in his favor.
The only direction to go from here is down!
Producers are going to be throwing roadblocks at you left and right now!
Youre already getting a neediness edit in the next promo!
Its gonna be a long road for you, friend.
Lets hope Cam follows them shortly.
