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I fucked in a windmill.
We did it a second time!
The dexterity required to bone in a (Dutch?
windmill aside, Brown doesnt let Luke off without a lecture about, uh, basic humility to women.
I dont owe you anything.
My husband would never say what you said to me, she yelled.
I have had sex, and honestly, Jesus stilllovesme.
We love a lead who loves the Lord and rotational energy!
That is, until next time, when Luke comes back andtries to proposeto Brown anyway.