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I fucked in a windmill.

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We did it a second time!

The dexterity required to bone in a (Dutch?

windmill aside, Brown doesnt let Luke off without a lecture about, uh, basic humility to women.

I dont owe you anything.

My husband would never say what you said to me, she yelled.

I have had sex, and honestly, Jesus stilllovesme.

We love a lead who loves the Lord and rotational energy!

That is, until next time, when Luke comes back andtries to proposeto Brown anyway.

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