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For decades, we thought Yoda was very cute.
Then, in 2017, Rian Johnson redefined the cuteness ofStarWarscreatures by introducing puffin spinoffs called porgs.
Just creatures including the newest little guy fromStar Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
Watto has not aged well and received poor reception whenThe Phantom Menacecame out in 1999.
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
Its not a cute look for Gungans.
This is all there is to say about Gungans.
I cant even imagine how this could work.
Dugs
While there are likelysomepleasant Dugs out there somewhere, Sebulba gives his people a bad reputation.
They have jagged yellow teeth and they will eat you slowly.
Hutts
Dont be deceived by those big, glossy eyes: Hutts are not pleasant.
However, Salacious B. Crumbisthe only creature on this list who is sorta cute despite that.
His bad attitude (enthusiasm for watching people get eaten) lowers his ranking significantly, though.
Vulptex
These little guys (and girls, Im sure!
), native to the mineral planet Crait, answer the question, What if foxes but Swarovski crystals?
Bobbajo
This sleepy fella only appears briefly on Jakku inThe Force Awakens, but hes still an icon.
Lanai Caretakers (a.k.a.
Rancor
I know, I know but he issougly and squishy that he is cute.
They should be available as transportation in real life and in all climates.
Blurrgs
You know what they say: tiny hands, big heart.
Thala-Sirens
Commonly known as the green milk guys, Taha-Sirens are large marine mammals native to Ahch-To.
Thala-Sirens have just enough gross elements that theyre endearing.
Happabore
This absolute unit is cute and thirsty, therefore it understands how I feel about Kylo Ren.
Finns disgust after tasting the water from the Happabores fountain confirms that the Happabore has a nasty backsplash.
But I will be giving it a bath.
Is it rude that they capture droids like our beloved R2-D2 and C-3PO, then sell them for profit?
Yes, but everybody has to make a living.
Still, wed party with them.
But when they confidently hop across their snowy home of Hoth?
You forget about the smell because you love to see it.
To any puffins reading this blog: I would like to formally thank you for your service.
More Babu Frik and less Palpatine, kindly.
Die for him, we would.
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