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Which characters in Quentin Tarantinos revisionist history fantasy arebased on real peoplefrom that time?
And who of those peoplehad the dirtiest feet?
(For the record, its Dakota Fanning.)
And will they sell it to metonight?
Booth has scars and tattoos, and he maybe killed his wife.
When he walks in, hes trampled by his dog Brandy, a star in her own right.
On this particular night, Cliff arrives bearing gifts: a big, juicy bone that Brandy slobbers over.
Despite her whining, he starts her dinner first: two cans of dog food.
Every other movie about people cooking has simply been outdone: Im sorry,Big Night!
Maybe next time,Mystic Pizza!
Bradley Coopers bad-boy chef inBurnt?
Jobless hit it one more time with yourJackson Maine bronzer!
Brad Pitt fills a yellow, three-quart saucepan with possibly not fresh?
He rips open a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Reader, it is, in a word,erotic.
Theres no reason Brad Pitt making mac and cheese from a box and not even Annies!
should look this good.
Because thats what Cliff Booth would do, and Cliff Booth is cooler than me.
And I imagined it: Brad Pitt boiling water in my apartment.
Brad Pitt pouring the dry noodles in that water,in my apartment.
It is so humble, so hot.
Hed turn on the TV and say something like, Andawaywegooo!
Brad Pitt, I am available for this!
Give me Brad Pitt cooking mac and cheese or give me death!
