The Great British Baking Show
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What could dairy week possibly entail?
WithGBBS, one never knows exactly what to expect except whos going home, because its called having eyes.
Well, my expectations were not only met, but exceeded.
But as Michael points out, dairy is different from bread, which is molecularly true.
And since theres never been a Dairy Week, no one quite knows what to expect.
Come on, Steph.
Shes one of your three employers.
Michael is unable to save himself, though.
The color drains out of his usually rosy cheeks and goes straight to his ears.
And Prue literally bobs with joy over Davids Limoncello lemon and poppyseed-yogurt cake.
Stephs Answer to Everything chocolate and raspberry cake also gets a thumbs-up.
From there it all gets worse, though.
Then its over to Michael, whom youll remember tried to defy math.
Paul quickly lists all the problems with the cake and then admits that its quite delicious.
Michael is both relieved and miserable, as are we all.
(Anyone else hear that in Sandys voice?)
To start, every single baker fails to get their Maids to the desired height.
Still, someone has to win and that someone is Steph, followed by David and Henry.
Helena, Priya, and Alice round out the bottom three.
Its a painful thing to watch.
And so is the Showstopper Challenge, albeit in a much more enjoyable way.
And that makes it all the more enjoyable.
As far as this seasons bakes go, this challenge is the hardest to comprehend.
Phil says that this is so far out of his comfort zone that its across the room.
Still, the bakers must keep calm and carry on, which involves a whole lot of stirring.
(David casually mentions that he has an Indian friend.)
What about Henry, you ask?
Well, Henry immediately shoots himself in the foot in stunning fashion.
This man, nay, sophisticated toddler, attempts to make ICE CREAM.
The chocolate of dairy products.
Has he even seen this show?!
Nowthatshow you do maths.
Finally, rounding out the top six is Rosie, whom Prue says should be proud of herself.
The much more confident Steph, however, seems hardly surprised that she smashed her Showstopper.
Shes out for baked blood.
Her grandmother-in-law feels that barb all the way in the afterlife.
Heres to another week of unpredictability.
