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Weekend one is officially in the books.
Did you catch Janelle Monae as resident stage mom for all her peers?
Or Billie Eilishs mini-meltdown?
How aboutLizzocompletely owning the festival in her debut?
Who has the time?!
Lucky for you, Vulture did.
Heres the highlight reel of everything you missed from on the ground.
Musgraves isnt all niceties, rainbows, and exquisite lyrics though.
Shes also got a mouth.
I didnt say fuckin yee!
she squealed as we missed our cue.
Of course, all this has since been forgotten because Eilish subsequently blew the cobwebs away, and some.
But you hope things go a helluva lot smoother for her next week.
Here I am, mom!
By this point they need a name.
Approaching the field, though, there was barely a soul in the general-admission section.
The Venn diagram between Rogers fans and Chris fans is one enormous circle by this point.
Chris deserved as big a crowd.
It wasnt as empty as Christine, but it wasnt heaving either.
HIGH:Musicianship was out in full force.A lot of artists showed off their bands this year.
LOW:The Sonora tent had wack sound.First the name.
Try being fried in the Californian desert for a weekend and not constantly misnaming this the Sonoma tent.
Anyway, the sound in here was abysmal for two out of three sets I witnessed.
The problems with alternative pop act Still Woozy spanned beyond just bad sound though.
(The part where he humped an inflatable unicorn comes to mind.)
She was seen running down the middle of the crowd at Unknown Mortal Orchestra on Sunday.
She hot-footed it to Lizzo straight after.
Who even are you if Janelle Monae didnt come to your set?
It rotated, it descended, it even flipped itself to stand.
While he humbly accepted his task, his band offered up the greatest display of rock boogies all weekend.
HIGH:Coachella weekend one belonged to the one, the only, Lizzo.It was breathless.
Except it wasnt obvious to most of the music industry for the longest time.
There were deafening ovations and the atmosphere was one of uncontainable love.
I am my inspiration, she said.
Do yall wanna sing that with me?
Can I get an amen?
Now thats what you call an influencer.
#weezerjust performed No Scrubs with Chilli!
