The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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So the main storyline this episode is this scuffle at Todds birthday party.
Can we just talk about this birthday party theme?
This is a reach for a theme, Todd.
Kandis staff asked Porsha to leave and the next morning, the scuffle was all over The Blogs.
The most preposterous thing is that Porsha thinks this whole thing was a set-up.
To make her do what?
You could have just waited patiently.
The moral of all this is any truce or resolution between Kandi and Porsha was a lie.
They were both justwaitingfor the opportunity to go after each other.
The next major storyline is about Cynthias boyfriend Fox Sports Mike Hill coming into town.
Mike is going to stay with Cynthia.
Cynthia is giggly and nervous because she thinks that Mike is going to propose.
Yall, Cynthia is so incapable of being alone.
Will you be my lady?
Dear God, fix men.
Meanwhile, NeNe is inviting Peter over to have a drink and hang out with Gregg.
Trying to shade your ex-wifes new boyfriends job aint it, chief.
Just date your 25-year-olds and leave Cynthia alone.
Can I just say Im not here for Tanya?
As a person, Im sure shes fine but she seems a little too … choreographed?
She doesnt really fit in with the OG ladies of Atlanta.
Get Tanya inPotomacwhere she belongs.
Tanya is not a bad bitch and Atlanta needs to be full of bad bitches.
Eva and Tanya want to throw a trip thats a last hurrah before Evas wedding.
Thats different than a bachelorette party for contractual reasons.
They spin the globe a few times until their fingers land on … Tokyo!
My dad still talks about her challenge win where she got Mikimoto pearls.
Are they going after what they want?
Theyre just talking about what they want without going after it!
Also, add more sound effects.
So far, the biggest drama is whether Porsha remembered Shamari.
Thats the best you got, girl?
Accuse someone of racketeering or being an illegal wire-haired terrier breeder.
Big swings, Shamari.
The end of the episode is Eva and Tanyas hibachi party where theyre going to introduce the Tokyo trip.
Everyone arrives at Tanyas house because she has a private hibachi room.
A private hibachi room is GOALS.
Kandi arrives first and Cynthia and NeNe grill her about the birthday party situation.
Porsha arrives in the middle of Kandi laying out her story.
Kandi asks Porsha, What did I do to you?
Kandi says that Porsha has a lot of nerve to act like the victim when she was the aggressor.
Maam, c’mon return to your assigned seat.
You are fully pregnant.
You cant get in a fight on Tanyas deck.
